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Hi there.

Before we talk, I've got questions.

And a few things you should know.

  1. I do not invite most people to work with me.

    I look for the 1% of the 1%. The ones who accept nothing less than Olympic-level gold success. Everyone is capable of this. Almost no one will achieve it, simply because they have hidden conditions and crippling fears that keep destiny out of their reach. This application and my interview are meant to determine which camp you’re in.

  2. This process is me interviewing you, not the other way around ;)

  3. My 1:1 packages are $50K and up. If you want to do a million with me in the next twelve months, you’ll spend over $100K with me.

    There are plenty of other coaches who are a lot cheaper. If my prices scare you off, that’s on purpose. Money is the last thing that keeps my ideal clients from their non-negotiable goals. I do have many programs at lower prices, so if you are not a fit for my 1:1 work, there’s still hope. (There’s always hope.)

  4. I am terrifying to work with.

    On the night clients sign up to work with me, I am told they have vomited, been unable to sleep, contracted a fever of 102 and dreamed of me pushing them off a cliff to be fed to the wolves. I’m not surprised. I bring the most powerful energy of change on the planet straight to your system, undiluted. Think of me as a cross between Bruce Lee and Buddha. Or Jesus and Ragnar Lothbrok (You know…the gorgeous, blood-thirsty “Vikings” dude?). Whichever pair you pick, it really comes down to death in the service of rebirth. Viking-grade murder of your crippled consciousness in return for heaven on earth (and lots of cash) (and lots of free time).

  5. You will experience miracles. (If you do what I say.)

    Sixteen years of hair loss stopped after one session. Over forty years wrestling with a skin condition that’s gone in three weeks. A 13-year sexless marriage on the brink of divorce, transformed in four weeks into soulmate love and regular, hot sex. And 10xing revenue in weeks, while reducing working hours usually to half. These kinds of “miracles” are par for the course in my camp. Because magic is not a mystery. It’s a spiritual science.

  6. I’m the most delightful bitch you’ll ever meet.

    Now that I’ve been a total asshole, maybe it’s time to say that I’m actually a lot of fun to work with. There’s more laughing than crying on my calls, and a whole lot of celebration (because my clients keep getting epic results). It’s just what I require you do in between calls that is mighty terrifying…That and the fact that I don’t give a flying fuck how you feel about doing it.

  7. Depending on your answers, you may or may not speak to me.

    Your answers below will help me determine what I have that can most serve you, and will help my team curate the best solution. So, you and I may be talking soon. And if we don’t, you’re in very good hands with Team Lorna J.

See you on the inside. ;)

Lorna J

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What's your average monthly sales? *
What's your average monthly sales goals for the next 6 months? *
What's it worth to finally achieve it? *
Are you willing and able to make this investment when we speak? *
Do you know what your transformational gift is? If so, describe it (similar to what yo do for your clients).
What is the place on social media where you are the most engaged and transparent about your life and business? (FB page URL, blog URL, etc.) *
How “all in” are you to igniting your business and taking it to a quantum BOOM and why must it happen NOW? Explain in detail
The downpayment for my high-end packages is $15,000. If you advance through the application process and we end up doing an interview, I may or may not invite you to work with me. If I do, we will be taking payment on the call. Are you prepared to do so? (And if I don't, it's simply because I see another solution being the best fit for you, and I'll let you know exactly what that is, so you walk away with tools to help you on your journey.) *
From time to time I send out channeled material to my UnTribe on all things consciousness, energy, manifestation and how to work with your Magic Man. Do you want to receive that material as well? *
Alejandra Crisafulli
You’re the only seven-figure coach I’d recommend.
— Alejandra Crisafulli (Award-winning Master Coach who's worked with 1500 clients and trained with two industry-leading, 7-figure coaches but was never able to break her six-figure ceiling of $109,000 for 7 years. She's now done $300,000 in five months and taken her weekly hours from 40 to 17.)
— Melissa West (former John Maxwell Team Founding Member and now transformational coach who collapsed her 2017 revenue into 5 weeks and sold $64,655 in one month, while reducing her hours from 41 to 33 a week.)
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What you do is magical.
— Amanda Cromer (former fashion industry and publishing executive who struggled for years in her coaching business and went from sporadic months and severe mental stress to $70,000 after four sessions, $200,000 in four months, a $130,000 day and complete mental and emotional relief.)
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All I needed was one little tweak!
— Annie Sun (who went from $1,000 months hustling full time to $80,000 in five months, working part time.)
Colleen Morgan
I have no words. Forever changed is an understatement. Lorna, I love you! Thank fucking GOD you rose to your calling.
— Colleen Morgan (highly sought after Energy Master who struggled to sell $300 packages for years and went on to easily sell $35,00 in business in three weeks)
I’m worried I’m now TOO GOOD at sales and will end up with TOO MUCH business!”
— Shaney Marie Lioness (stripper turned conscious sexuality coach—Sex Witch as she likes to call it—and who went from hating sales to loving it and booking $8,000 in two days and closing four out of five calls after just one session.)
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— April Gregory (high-end marketing consultant who went from discounting and caving to objections to selling $16,00 in two weeks and 10 minutes with me.)
Lorna, I thank God/Universe/Spiritual EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY I FOUND YOU. The absolute BEST decision of my life.
— Carly Cloer (business coach averaging a few thousand dollars a month who sold $22,500 in 90 days.)
This is the new me!
— Kelly Lunt (an intuitive coach who used to shake on sales calls trying to sell $300 packages and went on to do $67,000 in five months and sell $6,000, full-pay packages with ease.)