Before we talk, I've got questions.
And a few things you should know.
I do not invite most people to work with me.
I look for the 1% of the 1%. The ones who accept nothing less than Olympic-level gold success. Everyone is capable of this. Almost no one will achieve it, simply because they have hidden conditions and crippling fears that keep destiny out of their reach. This application and my interview are meant to determine which camp you’re in.
This process is me interviewing you, not the other way around ;)
My 1:1 packages are $30K and up. If you want to do a million with me in the next twelve months, you’ll spend over $100K with me.
There are plenty of other coaches who are a lot cheaper. If my prices scare you off, that’s on purpose. Money is the last thing that keeps my ideal clients from their non-negotiable goals. I do have many programs at lower prices, so if you are not a fit for my 1:1 work, there’s still hope. (There’s always hope.)
I am terrifying to work with.
On the night clients sign up to work with me, I am told they have vomited, been unable to sleep, contracted a fever of 102 and dreamed of me pushing them off a cliff to be fed to the wolves. I’m not surprised. I bring the most powerful energy of change on the planet straight to your system, undiluted. Think of me as a cross between Bruce Lee and Buddha. Or Jesus and Ragnar Lothbrok (You know…the gorgeous, blood-thirsty “Vikings” dude?). Whichever pair you pick, it really comes down to death in the service of rebirth. Viking-grade murder of your crippled consciousness in return for heaven on earth (and lots of cash) (and lots of free time).
You will experience miracles. (If you do what I say.)
Sixteen years of hair loss stopped after one session. Over forty years wrestling with a skin condition that’s gone in three weeks. A 13-year sexless marriage on the brink of divorce, transformed in four weeks into soulmate love and regular, hot sex. And 10xing revenue in weeks, while reducing working hours usually to half. These kinds of “miracles” are par for the course in my camp. Because magic is not a mystery. It’s a spiritual science.
I’m the most delightful bitch you’ll ever meet.
Now that I’ve been a total asshole, maybe it’s time to say that I’m actually a lot of fun to work with. There’s more laughing than crying on my calls, and a whole lot of celebration (because my clients keep getting epic results). It’s just what I require you do in between calls that is mighty terrifying…That and the fact that I don’t give a flying fuck how you feel about doing it.
Depending on your answers, you may or may not speak to me.
Your answers below will help me determine what I have that can most serve you, and will help my team curate the best solution. So, you and I may be talking soon. And if we don’t, you’re in very good hands with Team Lorna J.
See you on the inside. ;)